student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
martiine: thegoddamazon: windowintomymind: bubblegum-bastard: The Australian Christian Lobby’s domain name expired just now. And a group calling themselves the Australian Cat Ladies have claimed it for themselves. Check it out! this is great LOLOLOL is this real life?
loseerrrrrrrrr: thokjr: thedadwhisperer: listerinemouthwash: if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind i love animals i’m not vegan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock…. this is the best thing ever
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...– Lance Crouther
New park at Pier 53 would include a 55-foot... →
Plans to transform Pier 53 into park space will be unveiled on-site Saturday, during a morning of birdwatching and other ecologically themed events. Plans…
Nothing is more upsetting than being there for the opening band and being the only one for the opening band. Only one dancing, prancing, and singing along in a packed crowd. I biked in a hurricane during a state of emergency. #myfanaticismrunsdeep
Why PETA Latino Doesn’t Make Sense
univisionnews: This (seemingly-one legged) former Panamanian beauty queen is posing nakie to get U.S. Latinos to eat less meat. By CRISTINA COSTANTINI How do you tell a Latino animal from a non-Latino animal? That was my first question when I heard that last week, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) launched a site called PETA Latino in English. The “guau-guau” vs. the...
I don’t comprehend what my throat wants from me. Wisdom teeth are coming out Wednesday. Hopefully.
lanactrlaltdelrey: Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen